The Chirpinator – Fifth Gen Warfare Edition T-Shirt

You won’t find The Chirpinator on the stat sheet—but you’ll feel him in your soul. This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a declaration of mental dominance. Built for the player who weaponizes wit, rents space in your head, and doesn’t just chirp... he conquers. Clean, bold, and charged with 5th generation energy, this tee lets the rink know you don’t need fists to finish the job.