
The Chirpinator
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You know the type.
Mouth never stops.
Hands ready just in case.
This one’s for the legends who weaponize words like they’re taping up a twig.
The Chirpinator isn’t here to be polite.
It’s built for the bench boss who lives rent-free in the other team’s heads.
The player who can slice egos mid-shift with a one-liner sharper than a freshly sharpened blade.
The voice that echoes in locker rooms long after the game’s over
Mouth never stops.
Hands ready just in case.
This one’s for the legends who weaponize words like they’re taping up a twig.
The Chirpinator isn’t here to be polite.
It’s built for the bench boss who lives rent-free in the other team’s heads.
The player who can slice egos mid-shift with a one-liner sharper than a freshly sharpened blade.
The voice that echoes in locker rooms long after the game’s over
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |